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SIGNED The Children of Little Thwopping by Oli Jacobs and Howard Williams
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Welcome to the "Big Green Exclusive Funstuff" section of the website.
Here, you will find stuff that is pretty much exclusive the Big Green Books!
How? What do you mean Simon?
Well, in some cases it might be that we're doing a special edition with the author/publisher.
It might be because we are the only place you can buy signed copies.
I haven't thought it through completely, but stick with it. It's going to be great.
All the books in this category are special and things you can pretty much only get from us.
So keep checking back. You never know what you might find!
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ORDER YOUR SIGNED COPIES EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE HERE (dedications available too!)
"This book was found as part of the BPD (Bureau of Paranormal Discoveries) investigation into P-Class no. 1983 (aka "Wilthaven"). It has been commercially distributed with the help of author Oli Jacobs, who has helped edit some of the original text, and also provided the BPD Agents with countless copies of his books (we never asked for them).
Without further note, here is the description of the book that was present in the originals paperback:
"When the ladies of Little Thwopping all fall pregnant, it is a happy time all round! But celebratory drinks soon turn to commiserating pints, as the babies turn out to be mutant beings that blast lasers from their eyes, and tower over the people of Little Thwopping upon 12 feet legs. What has caused this? Has it something to do with the old church on the hill? And will they finally behave and be good children?"
One final disclaimer that the contents of the book - allegedly first published, according to the material, in 1953 - do not match the views of the BPD themselves, nor Oli Jacobs (he insisted we say that). In any case, we hope you gain some enjoyment from it, and continue to purchase many copies to help assist the BPD in the continuation of their investigations.
Thank you, and stay safe
- Agent Alexis Petrovic, BPD"
Copies will be signed by Oli. If you want a dedication, please add this in the notes at checkout.
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